December 2010
adomania
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the crushing sense that the future is arriving ahead of schedule, that all those years with fanciful names like “2011” are bursting from their hypothetical cages into the arena of the present, furiously bucking the grip of your expectations while you lean and slip in your saddle, one hand reaching for reins, the other waving up high like a schoolkid who finally...
sluffing
dictionaryofobscuresorrows:
n. the cocktail party practice of smiling and nodding when you have absolutely no idea what someone just said, a method of smoothing over built-in glitches in conversation, an archaic medium that marries the bandwidth of a planetarium with the fidelity of a tin can telephone, for which we compensate by wrapping the earth with fiberoptic cables until it looks like a...
adeclarationofsorts:
Today I was walking across my college campus and saw 2 dudes throwing snowballs at people. Apparently I was in a sassy mood because I said “WOW THAT’S HILARIOUS! MIDDLE SCHOOL IS SUCH A BLAST!”
I don’t think they understood.
I like that you were sassy.
